Saturday, April 29, 2006

Ken Dryden Hopes to Bring End to Democracy

Ken Dryden has thrown his hat into the Liberal Leadership ring. Why? Because he's mad as hell and he's not going to take it anymore.

Apparently Dryden is angry that he spent months working on the Liberal's let-the-government-raise-your-children plan, but then there was an election and the Canadian people decided that they didn't want the Liberals in power any more and so the whole plan was just abandoned. Can you believe it? It's like nobody even cares about how hard poor Kenny worked. Canadians just got to decide at the ballot box who they wanted to represent them, with no thought as to whether it was best for him.

If Dryden becomes head of the Liberal Party, he will work hard to ensure that the Canadian people can never again crush his dreams. He and his team are looking into alternate forms of government that would not be subject to the whims of Canadians.

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