Thursday, May 31, 2007

Watching Lou Dobbs Causes Leprosy!

Viewership for Lou Dobbs has been increasing steadily over the past few years. According to the pretend experts Lou has on his show, in that time, rates of leprosy have skyrocketed. Coincidence? I think not.

And I don't care what "evidence" you present, I'm not publishing a retraction. There is an epidemic of leprosy among hard working middle class Americans, and I will not rest until the Lou Dobbs virus is taken off the air!

Friday, May 25, 2007

Headlines That Make You Do a Double Take

Who knew Ottawa had it in them? Well done, it's nice to see not everyone in this province country has drank the Kool Aid (which is good, because Kool Aid contains harmful artificial colouring, I'm sure).

Thursday, May 10, 2007

Déjà Vu

Tony Blair has announced he will be stepping down on June 27th. Time to make room for HRH Paul Martin II.