I tried to resist, but...

Refering to the English, Jacques Chirac said that he "can't trust people who have such bad food...". Hmmm. How to reply, how to reply? I know: you certainly trusted us to help liberate you from the Germans.

Next time you're in a spot of trouble ask the Italians to help or something, we'll be at home eating fish and chips (I haven't felt so viscerally English, or non-vegetarian in a very long time).