Canada: A People's History

For all those Blue Staters still thinking of coming to Canada after Bush's election victory, National Lampoon teaches you everything you need to know before you move here.

From gay marriage:

...you and your same-sex partner won't have to live in sin. Worried that
Jesus might disapprove? Forget about it, buddy! In Canada, we've forsaken god!

To civil liberties:

Worried about the erosion of your civil liberties under the Patriot Act? In
Canada, we protect the privacy of our citizens.
Not because it's illegal—we just think it's polite to mind
our own business.