My Mind Belongs to Another

I apologise for the fact that, despite promises to the contrary, blogging has been non-existant for the past two weeks. I have been very busy, and have not been able to keep abreast of any topics more mentally taxing than Britney nearly dropping little Sean Preston on his head or the Brandon Davis "Lindsay Lohan is poor and that's disgusting" incident. While I could wax philosophical for hours on these topics, I will spare you.