Just like Gandhi

According to the US military Chemical Ali and Tariq Aziz are refusing meals, though apparently are still snacking.

"The spokesman said he was not concerned for their health because they were still snacking from US army rations."

A spokeperson for Bitter Lemon meanwhile said that she is not concerned for their health "Because they are genocidal killers". Sometimes her bitterness gets the better of her.

They have denied reports that Saddam Hussein is on a hunger strike. That's good, because we want him nice and healthy when they hang him.